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Hard Ketones

Hard Ketones-Ginger Mule *

Hard Ketones-Ginger Mule *

Regular price $11.11 USD
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With 17g of patented Ketohol per can, it is our strongest ready-to-drink offering. Slightly sweet with a subtle ginger kick. Add a twist of lime to capture the essence of a traditional ginger mule. 100 superfood calories per can, zero sugar, carbs or caffeine. Sweetened with monkfruit and stevia. If sweet stevia isn't to your liking, you might prefer our unsweetened (aka nasty) Dr.Up Ketohol mixer base to make your own Hard Ketones mocktial with a buzz. The Healthiest Buzz: No longer do you have to deal with the devil for a decent Buzz– Hard Ketones is your knight in shining aluminum– the Holy Grail of alcohol alternatives 🏆 ✅ Real Buzz. No Booze. No THC (nor CBD, kava or kratom). ✅ Curbs appetite. No drunchies. ✅ Zero carbs. No empty calories. ✅ Non addictive. No craving for more. ✅ Better sleep. No toxic hangovers. Look better, feel better and be better by drinking better. It’s that simple 😎🎉 Hard Ketones with patented Ketohol are the New Superior-To-Alcohol alternative, with the added benefits of ketones– a superfood 💪🧠. Have your buzz and drink it too! What’s the Buzz like? 🍹⚡ Some say the buzz is somewhere between THC and alcohol. It helps you to relax and unwind, without the many unwanted side effects and health risks. Buzz now, no crash later. You should just feel normal (if not better) after the buzz wears off 💆♂️✨. Who is it for? 🎯 Adults (21+) who enjoy an evening buzz, but want to moderate or avoid the negative effects of alcohol. With Hard Ketones you can catch a buzz without taxing your next-day appearance, productivity and health. 🚀💡🏋️♂️ Science found a way! 🔬 Many have successfully quit alcohol all together– and then quit Hard Ketones after 30-90 days. It’s a lot cheaper and easier than rehab if you are actively seeking to quit boozing. How does it taste? 👅 Ketohol, the special buzz ingredient, is bitter and unlike anything you’ve tasted—it may take some getting used to. Imagine trying alcohol for the first time🍸🔥! We do our best to mask it, and while most enjoy it, some don’t. It won’t taste like a 30g of sugar mocktail, it’s an acquired stevia based zero carb taste which provides function over flavor. Our Strawberry Spritz flavor is subtly sweet and sip-worthy (for most). Sweeter than our Piña Colada, the flavor is reminiscent of a refreshing rosé spritzer infused with sweet berries. What is Ketohol? ⚡🥃 Some compare it to Synthehol from StarTrek– a futuristic synthetic alcohol that mimics booze without the lingering effects 🖖🛸. But Ketohol goes a step further, metabolizing into healthy ketones– a superfood that your body naturally makes when fasting. So, it’s more like Synthehol: The Next Generation ✨ Who is it NOT for? 🚫 Not for pregnant women 🤰❌. SSRIs (except low dose) and Kratom users tend not to feel it. ⚠️Do not drive if impaired 🚗 Too good to be true 😇? Well, the patented ingredient, Ketohol, is not cheap to make 😖. But Hard Ketones are still cheaper than THC drinks, that late night pizza, missing work, divorce lawyers, or rehab.

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